I firmly believe I am the luckiest woman on the site. I have the best guys. Not everyone takes me to private, not everyone can. That's not a problem. I have the best conversations. After a day of taking care of a 3-year-old (who admittedly is brilliant and funny and fun, but not into discussing art or culture) and then a shift of telemarketing, it is the highlight of my day to sit down and chat with people I consider friends, and make new ones as well.
The best part is, if I'm particularly lucky, I get to have several orgasms in a night with friends while having stellar and often hysterical conversations.
Who wouldn't love this?
Topics of conversations I have actually had while on the cam site:
- When the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett collaboration "Good Omens" will be made into a multi-part miniseries by the BBC and how much that makes me squeal like a crazed fan-girl. (Because I am.)
- The "Twilight" books/movies and how much I think they are a waste of time while others have enjoyed them. And that Kristen Stewart is not the terrible actress she appears to be while in the movies.
- This conversation explained why my one Tantus dildo is named "Edward."
- Poetry
- Religion
- My dysfunctional family. And yes my brother is still missing as of the writing of this post.
- How to light my performance space.
- Various types of body modification.
- Classical literature.
- "The Walking Dead" and how I have managed to watch the entire show even though I don't have television.
- Cyberpunk.
- Crazy sex stories (I'm sure that's no surprise).
- Favorite beverages, both alcoholic and non. (Since I can't have Kir Royales all the time, Guinness and black tea with honey respectively.)
- The mechanics of lactation.
- That I should never wear my wig on cam again. And so far I haven't.
- Comic books.
- How many cats I have.
- The fact that I have no discernible "Jersey" accent.
- Medical conditions.
- Our children.
- Funny telemarketing stories.
I'm sure there are many I can't think of at this moment, but the point is, this is a great gig. I smile more than I have in years. I walk taller. I giggle to myself randomly throughout the day thinking about something funny one of my friends told me. I repeat terrible jokes I've been told to my husband and we both have a good laugh. I have lots of sex with my husband. I'm more patient with my daughter.
I'm having fun. And apparently, there are more than a few people out there who are having fun with me. And I love them all.
Thank you. <3
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