Should I try to fuck James Deen?

So I read Jezebel and found out that James Deen has an open casting call for amateur partners with whom to film porn scenes. It clearly says he'll do all types.

I'm so tempted to apply.

Of course my husband would not approve.

But I keep thinking about it. Things like "if I lose another ten pounds or another inch on my waist, I'll apply." Or, "it might restart my libido after the whole mono fiasco."

Then I wounder about birth control, because I'm not on any. And that would suck, being the old lady that got knocked up by James Deen.

And then I masturbate to James Deen porn and the though cycle starts all over.

The article in Jezebel had pictures of him cuddling kitties. This didn't help my obsession.